Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Bale and O'Reilly

I know I haven't been around here at all lately. I have been really damn busy both personally and professionally. I have to pass these along because they are just too damn funny....

After the release of the Christian Bale tirade on the Terminator set, I should have seen these coming. Combining the Bill O'Reilly teleprompter blow-up and the Bale blow-up leads to pure comic genius in my opinion.

First, we have the YTMND version. This one is my favourite of the two.

Second, this entry from YouTube.



WARNING - Horribly inappropriate language. And by inappropriate, I mean excessive use of the F-bomb. And by F-bomb I mean Fuck.

Cheers,
Me

Monday, September 8, 2008

Don't Worry.... I Am Still Here

Greetings folks.

I know I haven’t blogged in a ridiculous amount of time, but I have been so busy with the combination of my personal and professional lives that I haven’t found the time to write anything. Although, I still come around to read and comment on other people’s blogs occasionally. I just wanted to drop in to give a quick message to let people know that I am still alive….. just not very bloggy these days.

I will probably be posting a more personal blog tonight. Or I might write it tonight, sleep on it and then post it tomorrow…. I may not even post it all…. We shall see.

Anyhoo, other than the above-mentioned post, I may not be having anymore blogs for awhile as I am indeed very busy these days.

Cheers,
Me

Monday, June 30, 2008

Political Compass Test

My inter-friend (that would be a friend I know only through the word wide interweb) T&A posted his results for the Political Compass Test. I was going to check the results that I assumed I had previously posted and let him know how I came out with the test. Well, I apparently never posted my political compass results. So I will do so now. Also, previously I had posted my results for another online political leanings test and the results are similar to the ones outlined below.

So Here are my results



The exact numbers are:

Economic Left/Right: -8.12
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -6.77

So, I lean to the left in economic matters, which I think anyone who knows me would not deny. I also appear to quite libertarian on social matters, which is accurate and good in my opinion. My thoughts - if it's not hurting anyone else, go ahead and do it. I seem to recall getting around -6 on both scales last time I took this test..... I guess I am feeling a little more extreme in my views today.

How do I stack-up against other world figures? I'm glad you asked. Here is the answer:





Well, that is about it for now... any thoughts or comments are, as always, greatly appreciated.

Cheers,
Me

Monday, June 23, 2008

Shit Piss Fuck Cunt Cocksucker Motherfucker Tits


I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately. - George Carlin



Two minutes after my radio turned on Monday morning I heard the news that George Carlin had died Sunday. He was one of the few comedians who really made you think and laugh at the same time. In my opinion, the best comedy has to be intelligent, has to make you think and has to offend someone - and generally the more offensive the better. For these reasons, George Carlin is at the top of my list of favourite comedians and I am thus deeply saddened by his death.

I had never had the opportunity to see Carlin live until he came through El Paso on May 17th this year. As expected, he delivered a top quality performance, the highlight of which was actually courtesy of a member of the audience. George was working his way through a very funny discussion questioning the meaning of slogans and gestures like "God Bless America" and removing one's hat for national anthems and the like. This contained comments along the lines of "why should God favour our country over another?" and "it's just a hat."

Well, someone in one of the rows behind where we were seated did not take too kindly to the bit, which I guess would be somewhat offensive to many Americans and military families. So, this individual shouted the ever so clever phrase - "Fuck You!" - from the back of the theatre. And later, he went so far as to walk up to within six feet of the stage shouting - "Fuck You!" over and over and pointing in Mr. Carlin's general direction. He was rightly ignored by George and eventually escorted out by security.

My question is this - What the hell were expecting going to a George Carlin show? You had to figure something like that would come up at some point during the show. Hell, I am one of the hardest people to offend, and I recall thinking that he crossed the line several times that night (though I sadly can't recall the exact jokes). But that is what I want to experience at his shows - I want him to push the boundaries. If you are easily offended, I don't recommend checking out his material.

I was very excited to finally see Carlin live and when we were making the decision to go to the show, I remember thinking that George isn't getting any younger and this may be my last chance to see his show..... I just didn't realize that I would be proved right less than two months later.

So here's to you George. You will be missed.

Now I have a copy of When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops that requires another read-through.

Cheers,
Me

Friday, June 13, 2008

I Have Chosen Wisely

According to this thorough online survey, I have determined that I should get a Ph.D. in some area of science. Apparently I have chosen wisely..... I'd hate to think that I was wasting all of these years in school.




You Should Get a PhD in Science (like chemistry, math, or engineering)



You're both smart and innovative when it comes to ideas.

Maybe you'll find a cure for cancer - or develop the latest underground drug.



Cheers,
Me